NYC Presidential Race


Hillary Clinton tries, and fails, 5 times to swipe her MetroCard to get onto a NYC subway.
Said Hillary “I don’t know why this isn’t working my personal email could give me access to this subway much faster than this!”



Ted Cruz got kicked out of the Bronx yesterday.
Said Cruz “they said I had a white mind… I said you can’t judge me by my jacket!”



Donald Trump recently said “I don’t worry about anything”.
Solving the mystery for why he doesn’t go to a better tanning salon.


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